You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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