Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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