I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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