shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Don't EVER smell your tampon
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Randomize
