i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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