Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
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im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
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