OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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