big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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