Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
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I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
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Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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