He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
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He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
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Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
false alarm, still single
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