Can Purell be used as lube?
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
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I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
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Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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