I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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