its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
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