We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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