do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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