you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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