Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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