I don't think brook has ever known best
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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