butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
well you can't waste a boner
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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