I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
Randomize
