Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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