Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
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I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
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I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
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