but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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