she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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