Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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