Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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