i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
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