Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I'm too high and old for this...
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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