So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
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