thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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