Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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