I think scott just propositioned me for sex
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Randomize
