Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
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Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
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Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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