I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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