it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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