i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
Randomize
