I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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