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Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!

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(617): Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out! http://tfl.nu/knp1

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(317): View more from Indiana

idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break

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(317): idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break http://tfl.nu/7szo

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I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.

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(781): I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. http://tfl.nu/mkrc

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I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.

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(305): I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night. http://tfl.nu/49y3

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Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip

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(862): Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip http://tfl.nu/drj8

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(240): View more from Maryland

just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five

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(240): just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five http://tfl.nu/swbm

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He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame

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(989): He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame http://tfl.nu/n7tj

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I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.

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(816): I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird. http://tfl.nu/t4fk

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(757): View more from Virginia

Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?

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(757): Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early? http://tfl.nu/0ctz

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(425): View more from Washington

Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.

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(425): Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible. http://tfl.nu/qw88

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She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?

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(330): She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water? http://tfl.nu/897n

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Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.

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(830): Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it. http://tfl.nu/ngu5

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I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger

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(314): I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger http://tfl.nu/k75x

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They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.

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(937): They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed. http://tfl.nu/xvv6

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(727): View more from Florida

One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar

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(727): One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar http://tfl.nu/bkjj

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