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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning

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  how does that even happen??

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.

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• (510): View more from California

  Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better

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• (806): View more from Texas

  Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....

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• (510): View more from California

  I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.

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• (707): View more from California

  Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom

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• (518): View more from New York

  You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.

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