it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
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I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"