just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
29 Petty People Reveal The Shallow Reasons They Turned Someone Down
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.