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(313): View more from Michigan

I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support

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(807): View more from Ontario

yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice

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(301): View more from Maryland

not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.

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(913): View more from Kansas

Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?

(1-913): View more from Kansas

I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.

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(586): View more from Michigan

It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.

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(775): View more from Nevada

Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.

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(904): View more from Florida

I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable

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