I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
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Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
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Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable