i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Randomize
