We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Randomize