UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
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No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
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I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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