Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
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he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
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Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
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Me and I got head
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