yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
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shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
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He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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