No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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