like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
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Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
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Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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