And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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