She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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