I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
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I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
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foreskin is a definite game changer
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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