watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
and i looked up. we had an audience...
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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