He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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