brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
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after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
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Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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