It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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