So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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