She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
