worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
NoShamevember. You game?
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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