i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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