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"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
i believe in u and ur pee
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