loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
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I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
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Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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